- He named one of his kids after a pork product
- He worked construction
- He spent every weekend on a boat
- He lived in a mobile home for a year
- When his vehicle broke down, he left it in the front yard up on blocks
- The first thing he did when he got home was light the grill
- If it moves, it is food
- He made his own moonshine
- When he got drunk, he got naked
- When he woke up with a hang-over he started cursing the kids
